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I was told that I might need some kind of “help in the bedroom”. Pretty dark stuff, the only women that want you are the pure example of “if she ain’t 280 she ain’t a lady”. So I bought some pit vipers and now I gotta crank the hog out mid family movie night and now I get girls that look great(after 10 beers and while wearing my Pitt vipers in a dim lit club) thanks Pitt viper!!

New shades be rippin

Showed up in a few days

Wife loves the landlocked fondue. Great gift!