Hear me now and believe me later!
If I were to personify my experience with Cigar Federation; I would compare them to an ivy league graduate student at the top of their class, if you will, they've got it all! Looks, charm, vitality, intelligence, sophistication, class,
poise, wit, exuberance, etc. . .
The most impressive aspect is the cuban level construction, not to mention the great prices.
Everything I've tried so far smokes exactly like a cuban in terms of construction. The only comparative difference for me being the flavor; Cigar Federation has beautiful flavors and aromas all across the board; whereas cubans are dialed to a specific frequency; through a specific set of soil amendments and exclusively modified heirloom genetics that don't produce seeds as a means of guarding their genetics from being by stolen by other companies or even countries.
Rabbit hole warning:
People need to realize that "Cuba actually has the most advance biological laboratories on earth", according to top researchers, like Leuren Moret, and others.
The Cuban cigar industry is actually funded by the wealthiest [Marxist] entities in existence.
Cuba receives an almost incomprehensible amount of funding from China for starters, even the Vatican (IHS) has financial influence over Cuba, as well as a few other Marxist factions, and would you be surprised if some factions of Freemasonry are also evolved in Cuba, that's rhetorical. . .
It's interesting to contemplate what Cuba may or may not actually be doing behind closed doors, or whether their tobacco, and even soil amendments, may or may not be biologically modified in a laboratory; this seems most likely; in order to produce certain qualities and effects. It's not impossible to imagine there being a certain degree of biological weaponization, believe it not; specifically to keep their population docile and non-apprehensive, but that's a rabbit hole for a different conversation.
Cuban has certainly developed an ability to greatly reduce specific residuals, like nitrogen; which will create a softer, less noxious smoke; allowing one to have a smoother experience.
I could "talk nerdy" about tobacco all day, but I'm really here to proclaim Cigar Federation to be at the top of its class, as far as new world cigars are concerned.
Cigar Federation is mean't for the most sophisticated connoisseurs; who also happen to be making minimum wage, surprisingly.
For me, this means I get to have a better quality of life on my broke budget - I thought inflation killed the cigar industry, that is, until I found Cigar Federation - what Cigar Federation is able to do as a cigar boutique is most impressive - PERIOD.
On behalf of all of us working stiffs - THANK YOU, for taking care of us disadvantaged little guys, the working class; the ones actually keeping this world routing; unlike the greedy "fat cats" that've never worked a day in their ridiculous lives; the same losers driving unnecessary inflation in order to divide classes and conquer the meek; while they treat us as expendable commodities, like cattle - down with their deceptive, inveigling, and obfuscating absurdity 🫗 -- and UP with Cigar Federation! A well deserved salute, cheers Cigar Federation family!
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