Absolutely not cat poop
Hi there choco fans! I am a lover of bougie chocolate, as well as all things delicious and beautiful. As such, this shizz is the BEST of borh worlds. But, it totally gets better because the whole shebang is a straight up VIBE.
I ordered the Ultima Materia for myself this Christmas, and have given numerous other choco prezzies to my loved ones...shout out to the Advent Calendar which was mistakenly delivered to some rando lady, only to FINALLY end up at my sister's house once this lady realized she didn't know anyone with taste QUITE THIS GOOD.
Anywhooo...I work 10 hour days 90 minutes from my house. I'm kinda out of it when I get home, but not so out of it that I'm not gonna feast on a chocolate when I get home.
So, one night, I bust out the Ultima Materia and, after offering one to my mom, I select one for myself.
After a few long moments of BOMB AF choccy bliss, I went out to the kitchen to refill my wine. I return to find my sweet gentlemanly kitty, Vincenzo Meow, just chillin on the middle cushion between my fave spot and my mom. There is a HUGE, albeit not at all stinky LOAD OF POOP, right next to him, in the very spot where I had been sitting.
After much assurance that he wasn't in trouble, Vincenzo Meow sniffed the alleged poop, and looked at me...baffled.
I fetched a paper towel, scooped up the "poop" and went to go flush it. I was a smidge impressed on how non-poop-like it smelled, so, i decided to full-on nose to poop SNIFF it.
Yep. So,let me assure you that:
A: after working a long-ass day in the operating room and driving forever, I may have been less alert than I led on
B: round chocolates r gonna do what Isaac Newton predicted, i.e. end up where i had been sitting, apparently smooshing the daylights out of the poor candy with my pajama-clad booty
C: Justice (black currant + Jules Theuriet Cassis + d'Agen plums + 62% cacao dark chocolate) looks completely different once a very tired nurse SITS ON IT.
5 STARS
Will continue to adore these fine treats on the daily!