When twelve fine males arrived
When twelve fine males arrived at my front door,
Extra-large and heavy, what a sight!
Fresh from the bay with spices to adore,
These firm-fleshed crabs made my evening bright.
Extra spicy seasoning did entice,
Each satisfying morsel, steamed just right,
With mallets raised, I cracked them more than twice,
Such meaty pleasure lasted through the night.
These weighty males, from six to seven wide,
Made quite the feast upon my eager plate,
Connection's quality I cannot hide—
Five stars for crabs that truly satiate!
I used to have crabs. Now I don't, alas!
These satisfying males are unsurpassed!