I am nine months pregnant
I am nine months pregnant and can't adequately display my weird personality via my clothes right now. My office had a World Cup: France v. Morocco watch party, and I was desperate to relive my non-pregnant days and dress for the theme. This shirt saved the day. I claimed I was rooting for France - hence the croissants - and effectively made everyone stare at my boobs all day. Thank you for giving this miserably hot pregnant person a reason not to walk into traffic - at least for this one perfect bread-bra-themed day.