Throwing Jackson into the Ring
W-hat makes the man? According to Shakespeare it’s clothes, and hats are part of the equation to complete the look.
His literary chops notwithstanding, the Bard of Avon wasn’t exactly known to be a style icon of his time, let alone in this day and age.
As a matter of fact, there’s no rhyme or reason why the comment should be construed as a fashion statement rather than a fascist manifesto.
Political correctness aside, anybody donning a hat to channel a cool cat would be well advised to consider adopting a feline friend instead.
Truth be told, my run-of-the-mill mug is neither a compliment nor an endorsement of the millinery trade.
The Jackson fedora represents the ultimate headgear on t-hat quest without offending any aesthetic sensibilities or turning heads.