These are aviators you've been
These are aviators you've been waiting for. My other sunglasses are fine, even great. But those were the prelude, these are Beethoven's 5th, a symphonic blend of materials and style. They are a delight to wear and a testament to craftsmanship. Shielding your eyes from the dazzle of the sun sparkling off a field of snow or providing just enough relief under a hazy gray sky is done perfectly. They are comfortably snug without crushing my skull.
Buy them and your cool factor skyrockets, hell, your wife might even say you're handsome. Do not try to fly a plane, they're still just sunglasses.