You probably think that I
You probably think that I don’t check my mail now (mail now)
But I got this box and it’s the best around (best around)
I promise you my mailbox is the GOAT now (GOAT now)
It’s stainless steel, can’t knock it over, wow (over, wow)
I did not believe that it could hold…
All my Amazon and Costco loads
Neighbors stop and stare, they all explode
Like “dang, who even needs a house that bold?”
Got a flag that flips so high,
Even mailman gives a nod when he drives by,
Bills don’t hurt as bad when they arrive,
‘Cause my box is shining like it’s certified.
You’re not even gonna lie,
This mailbox makes the cul-de-sac cry,
It’s got style, it’s got locks, it’s got vibes,
Even squirrels be posing for the ‘Gram outside.
You probably think that I don’t flex mail now (mail now)
But with this box I’m basically royal now (royal now)
The HOA can’t top what I’ve got now (got now)
This mailbox here deserves a Grammy, wow (Grammy, wow).