Still breaking in the bed
Still breaking in the bed and it’s not that comfy. . but it’s slowly getting better. When I was a child I used to jump up and down on and off my bed. And that would break in my new mattress for the year. But now I’m too old and my wife doesn’t want to have sex as much after having 8 children. I tried to get snipped but my ureters were made of like steel and they couldn’t cut it.
So now I’m stuck laying in an uncomfortable bed waiting for the escort to come over while my wife is away for work.
Her name is Nova Caine. $10k for the day. Better be good.